The Socialist states of Gator country is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Crocky with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.024 billion Gatorians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mississippiensis. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gator countryian economy, worth 488 trillion Gator bills a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,278 Gator bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gator country's national animal is the Gator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Followers of Sobek.

Gator country is ranked 59,709^th in the world and 85^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,289.89 on the Gilded Widget Scale.